Sunday, September 28, 2008

9/28/2008 07:51:00 PM

Okay, Weird. THIS IS WEIRD!
YOU KNOW WHATS WEIRD?

Okay. Let me Explain okay?.

I bought a $20 cheapskate Speaker okay, And yes. The model, well, When theres made in China, Most probably the model would be....Anything In their mind.

Okay, Its just a speaker, hmm. Yes. A speaker. It can work smoothly. The frequency level is not that bad. I geuss the warranty Means alot to me.

But, OH SHIT!

Damn SHIT!

=P

I was Cutting A few Threads For My Patch Sewing. And Taadaaaa. The threads are white, so are They, THEY? WHO? the Speaker's Wires. =D Goodluck $20. Your Wasted By my scissors.

And yes, People, If you read this. Please open your eyes widely when your cutting something.

~Rotan~

Okay, Rotan? Haha, cute right?
Heres how the story goes.

Many years ago, Small Small Syafiq causes Problem To the family. He is sooo cute at that time, naughty and so pathetic. He went to mummy, he smacked mummy. He went to daddy, he scolded daddy. He went to Brother and he Punched Brother.
Days after days after days after, Small syafiq wanted to scold Mummy, And mummy turned with a Rotan, "LOOK! SYAFIQ, WATCH YOUR MOUTH!" with the Rotan stick held at her hands tightly getting ready to Smack my ass. I cried!.

Please MUMMY! NO!!! NO!!!.

Okay, POOP!, No more imaginations. Its 2008 now.
Okay, I was cleaning my room actually. I saw that Rotan, I laugh my ass of. "what kind of an idiot was i many years ago..."

Haha.

But yah, i miss my Old Family life mann.. really. =D

Cheers!

~Robber~

Okay, going back home after Some slacking around the neighbourhood. Its late at night after i took some ciggarete break at 8th floor of my block. I went down to 7/11 to have a Light snack.

Well, $3.90 Is what i got, i can only buy a mash potato and a small big gulp, hmmm Worth it.

Okay, then i sat nearby the 7/11 store.
Took a few bite, Drank A little and starts to light up another stick of mine. *CIGGARETES!*

"Oi!"

Someone shouted, To my surprise, It was Richard, the goddamn Old guy doing the night shift at 7/11. "dont RUN!!!"

Okay, Who the F*** Was he shouting too? Hmmm.. Okay, someone ran soo fast light Ussain Bolt and he dissapeared into the Darkness of the night.
Soon, Red And blue light came.

And geuss What? The Damn Police officers Suspected i was the robber. F*** Him MAN!
What happens next? Dont ask me, i wasted my time getting screened and questioned. They get off, i went home and it took me 1 Full hour of bullshit at the void deck.

Last and Not Least, Who The F*** Stole 7/11 In the middle of the night? Mystery. He looks familiar, The way he ran is like some stupid moron and His jacket.... HMMMM....=D

Good night.

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9/28/2008 07:30:00 PM

Okay, I wasnt Updating My blog since, okay, you guys want the explanations? haha. Yeah, okay, let me explain. Relax.

First thing first.

I Write stories on my Notepad.
Im too stupid to update my stories in the notepad instead of my blog.

SOOOOoooooo.

I will put every single story i've written in my notepad and transfer here.

No difference right? =P

Ok ok, yahh. Let Me just say about today. This is just one of my life story.

I went out, Not fasting of course =P, Went to staircase, spent 10 minutes of ciggaretes break and yeah, dont forget, Drank a few gulps of Energy drinks and yes. Went home, "im fasting lah sister." =P

Ok, random random. Im super bored. I Got Nothing to talk about. Serious. I got nothing. nothing nothing to talk about. Im Super Bored. Im Bored. Ok, Guys, dont worry, i will update my blog lah. i will. serious, not lying. confirm.

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Saturday, September 13, 2008

9/13/2008 08:02:00 AM

Good morning Good morning Good Saturday Morning. Its 13th Of September Now, and its 8.03 Am, REAL TIME.
Such a Warm and Nice atmosphere for me to sleep. But, yeah. Im suppose to come for my maths trail today. Called Nazrul and he said it starts at 9. But what the toot, It actually starts at 8. And yeah, we both changed our mind on going for the trail.

Ahhh.. The Sky, I still remember few years back. This timing, the same place i was standing few hours back. And dont forget, the same atmosphere. Wow, The Memories of me sooo small, So cute at that time. Looking at the sky, when my mum came from behind and asked me in Malay, "Adik Havent Sleep yet? Morning already." and i remember i replied, "mum, the sky is too nice for me..." Bla bla then finally i get to sleep.

Yeahhh, Its like, when i was a primary 3 student. Omg?

Okay forget about that. Its just a nice morning to me, No noisy Tao Nan Kids, Haha.

Okay, The Sky Is Nice. The sun looks cute. Theres many birds flying around restlessly and I can see leaves drop. Maybe the Monsoon season is going away? i geuss. Okay, The wind, its sooo cold like as if my lovely airconditioner is still working but but...Dream on Syafiq.

Okay, and Yes. Im At The MATHS TRAIL, haha I did went for it.. REALLY, =P *sarcastic*

No, no. I would rather sleep in peace then to go maths trail with my Calculator go press-press numbers.

Hmmm, Ok, im just bored. I post this post out, because yeahh... Im bored. You know, Boredom do strikes at any moment. So, when im bored, Here i am, posting Shit out.

Ok, my name is Muhammad Syafiq Bin Mohd ......
And yes, He is Getting sleepier on every second passed.
He cant stand it anymore.
Why he never sleeepp?
He Dont know.
Aiyo.

hmmmm, I'll Geuss this is a Random post k? I just type blankly. Without thinking, i just type. Ok, Adios, Chao,Selamat,take care, Poda, Haha. ok, dont forget, See ya and F*** Off, haha joking for sure. =D

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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

9/10/2008 02:25:00 AM

Lets See people, well i try make this thing up.

Paying fine or, jail? yeahh.

Lets see. You pay $1000 Fine, and you were thrown in the jail. Hmm, Yeah, Wtf? isnt it lame? $1000 for not a 5 star hotel. But, 5 star Jail? yeahh..

Its the opposite. Well, These post is for people To see, is it worth it or not. Well, i did asked myself this too. HAHA.

Ok, paying $1000 for a 5 star hotel, you can have your freedom, swimming pool, karaokae and having dinners.

How bout, $1000 For a 5 star maximum security Jail/prison. hmmm, You have your freedom only in limited time. Your Room is only 6X6 big? i geuss. And yes, no aircon. Your swimming pool is your Toilet Bowl. Your Karaokae is you guitar(if you have it).

Advantage of the $1000
In hotel, $1000, you have many benefits, luxury and more. etc.
In jail, $1000, You have Many days of stay, or sometime years. You Get many friends.

Disadvantage of the $1000 On the both hotel and Jail.
In Hotel, $1000, just for luxury? lol, waste of time.
In jail, $1000, For your time in jail? wow, if your spending 30 years in prison, You only pay $1000. If in hotel, you pay $1000 right, you only stay for...a week? haha 2 weeks? haha.

Yeah.. For drug Dealers, Lol, Im just writing this. Im Bored.
You can try challenge the Doctors.
Doctors has many drugs.
Good and bad drugs.

Sooo, How To win?

a Exctacy Tablet is $25? (thats what i heard, and is told in the CNB Program)
Doctors visit plus medicine is double that price.

Sorry drug dealers, Become a doctors for better future.
Sorry doctors, Selling drugs is only good if you often gets sick =).

And sorry to myself.
I Eat Drug. Oh wait, I took panadol. Thats drug.
And what happened? it made me feel alot better from being Ill and Sick. Thanks Drug.

So, Yeah.

Drug Is Good
Drug Is Bad
Dont waste your money
Use What You Had.

A Drug Is Expensive
A Drug Is Nice
Bad Drug's Addictive
So Does the Price

Copyright by Me =D Syafiq
§¥ÅfÎ¶ Yours truly.

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9/10/2008 02:02:00 AM

Ok, Let me Post this out. Ants, You know ants?. Yeah. Their Smart.

Well, Their dumb too. Let me explain okay?.

Alright guys, what to do if you see A troop of ants in one or 2 straight/curvy/whatever rows?

well, do this.

1: Observe what are they doing. Migrating or, Coming?.

2: Observe where are they going.

3: Observe their movements.

4: See the Queen. Well, yeah.

see all that?

You can Do this.

1: If theres the hole for the ants, Close it, use your cement, Wall paint (nippon paint would work nicely), plasticine(wrong spelling) orr...yeah, put something till the hole is Stuck.

2: If their coming in your house or somewhere in your house, see, follow them. Well, if its already in a specific spot, just follow. See where they end. If it takes too long. Drop a drop or up to you, drops of water or acid in their Walk path.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - + queen.<>
Drop in the middle

and you can see that they will.

- -

- -- - - - - - - + Queen

- - -

Once They lose their Specific Checkpoint Direction, their lost. Sooo, easy. Block them out or try do whatever you can to terminate them down.

3:Their movements is important. If the Caravan's of ants is short
+is the queen.
---------- + <>

But if their movements is....long?

Sweeper>@---------------Queen/Caravan Guard.>$---------------- + <>

Yeah. Spray THEM OFF. If you hate them.

If you love them. Slowly see their wonderful natural instinct of migrating from one place to another. Serious, its a Wow.

4: Well, If the Queen Is dead. They are all....*DEAD* "WHO ARE WE GOING TO FOLLOW!? NO QUEEN.. WEll, Wtf, just go home guys(ants)..."

Yeah. I know. Trust Me, I've Experienced this. haha.

~WARNING~

Dont Kill or destroy a cute Bee or Wasp Hive in your house.

Consequences?

Just like Human Beings, someone destroy your house.. yeahh..

The thing will Sting you if IT sees you.

well, it might not be true, but my friend did get a sting for this. Luckily, he is not a gay to Shout like a Moron.

If Not Ants Entering your house

Maybe Bugs?

Maybe Rats?

Maybe Cats?

Maybe Dogs?

Theres always your Kitchen knife to yeah... poke, chop and slash.

Theres always your morteine, bygone. Well, note, spiderman is scared of this 2. Dont use them if there's burgler in your house.

Theres always such thing as, kicking them out of your house.

Theres always such thing as,

YOU BLOODY HELL!

CLEAN YOUR HOUSE!

CLEAN! WHY THEY COME!? BECAUSE ITS DIRTY!

THANKS FOR READING.

Cleanliness and Hygeine Is Always Important

Copyright. By Me =D *blinks*

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9/10/2008 01:22:00 AM

Haha, Is My house a house or a Warehouse? well, I geuss.. No comments. The new cubboard is coming Tomorrow, Yeahh.. Well, bye bye to the old one. To you Cubboard, "you've made us proud holding our stuffs. You made us proud keeping our long lost memories. You've made us proud holding my parents precious memoriable secrets. You've made us proud keeping many things under the history of my family. Now, your gonna be replaced by another Cubboard. Goodbye cubboard."

:( Many things are kept around my house, well, some have already been thrown away. Unexpectedly retrieving things which i took many years to find, seeing all my cute small clothes which i did wear many years back and yes. My baby photo when i only know how to say, "papa, Mama, Hey. Shuddup la." haha, joking. Yeah, Many good and sweet memories was found underneath heavy objects such as those Overseas bags, bla bla.

I found this shirt, well, so cute. I found this pants well, obviously i cant wear it anymore. I found..WOW! My Small small Underwear, lol, its Long long time ago since i last wear it. Yeah, My Mum, my brother, and my sis. We Helped moving things out. Now my room is like you know, Sungai road? yeah, those people selling stuffs like a blackmarket. Yeps, its the same as that. From a Simple clean room. Cute nice smell room, now turned into a.. Warehouse Storeroom. HAHA. Well, yeah, everything will be transfered back in to the new cubboard All by tomorrow.

Hmmm, Threw Some garbage downstairs. Well, as my brother and i threw some of the unwanted things, Some uncle see from Afar. Well, yeah, Nothing much. Then, we put 4 plastics of Garbage into the blue square bin? err. yeah.

2nd ROUND

Went up to take a few bags of garbage and my brother took the wooden shelves. Spoiled ones. And went down again. Oh my? 2 uncles standing at the Blue bin, and ya? They were examining few stuffs we threw. The shirts, the pants and yeah. Well, They have their own life out there. Well, seeing people throw stuffs and take? hmm, thats actually a good thing to do. Free Things can be Washed and Wear again. Serious, haha. And back to the story, we threw a few more garbage and WOLA. mummy went downstairs at where we are standing and yeahh. Mummy treat us Cheap 7-11 things. lol? Water? haha. Okay. And yay... there she goes giving us Cash. Haha.

Lift.

My brother and i were seperated when he went to grandma's house at 4th floor and i went home at 7th floor. Well, he just wanted to take some meal for Sahur later but nahh.. Its ok, no food at all were left. haha. And i, Went back home. Wow, thats fast, 45% Of my warehouse, well WARE HOUSE! Has been cleaned. Now whats left are just heavy objects.

Ice Lemon Tea.

My Mum bought me 2 ice lemon tea, well. Okay, whats up with that?. hmmm let me tell you. I drank just half of the bottle and Wow. My shit went faster through my Intestines and to my...Toot? Wow. Its like, the drink made my shit express out in the speed of...Shit? haha. yeah, what ever.

I went to toilet, and yah.. Bla bla, obvious. do things. then bla bla.

Went out of the toilet.

Went back to my computer. And walaaaa.. heres how the post Appeared. =D

Good night People. Hope the moon Gives you light when you sleep Or maybe, Read? yeah. Thanks.

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Tuesday, September 9, 2008

9/09/2008 08:13:00 PM

Yeah, Again, Went out of house damn early. Well, I simply felt desporate for Ciggaretes. I didnt smoke the whole day Few hours back before twelve. Okay, I found out, i didnt have any ciggaretes on me, with me or by me. At 5.40+, I called Hariz, "Hariz, HAHA, Soo, how? wanna meet me early? you got ciggaretes?". I asked, for some reason, i laughed, haha.

Hariz : Haha..5 min you call me back.

I was like, What the hell you?.. okay okay..

5 MINUTES LATER.~

"Hariz, 5 Minutes Already, WAke up okay? You got ciggaretes? meet me at Pondok(our ussual Meeting place/point before Entering or going to school.) I bloody Despo arh Riz."

Hariz : Yes, okay, i got ciggaretes, ok lah, meet you early okay?

I was like, YES ARH!!! THANK YOU! Ok, Better Be Early Alrights. Bye. Muacks. "lol"

Ok, Went Out Of House At 6.03am, Walked to the bustop, took my bus 16 at 6.12am. Reached School's Bustop Before Sunrise at 6.23am. That was fast Man.

Walked To The Pondok. Well, I was all ALone. Haha, A Loner Of course. Ok, Stop. A loner Rules Okay.

Okay, Yah, the Pic On the Right, Is Most Propaply The Wrong Point Of View Of.... Nearby Pondok, Theres This Place To Sit on and take some morning breeze across Dakota Straits. Look, The Sky Is still Dark. The Atmosphere Is So Great, So Serenating My Brain With Lovely Winds Whispering To My Ear...

Ok, Forget It. Thats Where i Sat Waiting for the arrival of the geust of honour, Rahman.

well, Waited And Waited. Not a Single arsehole Turn up. So i Sat At the Pondok, Well, The pic will be Put In, SOON.

went there, took a 4 minutes 29 seconds Nap And Yeah, Rahman Came With His Cute New Hairstyle. Ok, Ignore That. He Gave Me A Stick Of Winston Reds. Wow, I was Like. "WEEE THANK YOU RAHMAN!!!". Well, Obviously, I Am Full Of Bullshit at that point of time just because i get a Stick Of ciggaretes.

~Gossips,Chic-Chat,Smoke And Using My Patience~
Ok, Smoking, Chit Chat, AHH! ya, dont repeat.

Smoke Smoke Smoke Until The Next Prime Minister Came, Hariz Is His Name. Oh Wait, He Came With His First Classed Payed BodyGuard. Hmm, Who? Adil! Weee!.

And And, Yah. We Chit Chatted, Long Long Until 7.00++. The Sun Finally Rise Up Completely. Well, It Does Rise Completely. But Damn, My Eyebags Is Getting Heavier. Ok, Lets Make a Poem Or rhytm

The Sun Rose up Completely.
Okay, thats just first.
My Eyebags Getting Heavy.
So Does My Thirst.

Wow, Isnt That Nice?
I Chose To Eat rice.
Hmm, yucks!
It Sucks!

Ok, What Am I Talking?

nevermind, forget it. Yeah.

Okay, Anything About my day Today?. I dont Know, Meet Me up and i'll Tell you Free Of Charge Story Telling Okay Yaw? ok. F'off. haha, i mean, Friends'Off. haha. dont take it to heart My friends. Ok, so, F'off!

Labels: F******* Of

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9/09/2008 04:44:00 AM

.....

Actually Got More then just that<<. But, ya, The main point is. If Only the others were really mine. haha.

Yeah, Its just fun to count money with great ammount. Somehow, its fun and nice.

The Atmospheric Sence of "money". Wow, wonderful

well, The picture makes it look, dull, ugly, and...errrr, is that all?. But, yah. Okay, somehow, its cool. haha

I saw $1! Free!

but what, Is it a Dollar? Oh My God, A POUND! European Pound! Haha, Lol.

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9/09/2008 04:22:00 AM

Haha, did enjoy my day on sat. Many things happened between us. Sparring? haha. We really did enjoy ourself at the Dhoby Tyrants Slacking Location At Paradiz Centre.

Its When At Night, The punks Re-unite again. Well, i geuss?.

Its until when Dice Rolled over someones car.

One Old uncle Went out of the car, calling police.

Following dice wherever he go. Lame right? well, what to do, his car.

Hmm, yah, well, many things to say about Saturday's Life.

Yeah.

Cheers!

Labels: Oi Oi Oi

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9/09/2008 04:12:00 AM

(FAKE STORY)
One Day, Just one day.

A Guy, Came to me. "Boy, Help people, its good for you."

Hmmm?, okay then. thats what i told myself.

Soooo, i helped many people, and many repay me back with good fortune.

Then, the same guy came to me. "Boy, Help Yourself, Its good for the others"

Hmmm?, Okay then. thats what i told myself.

Soooo, i helped myself over and over again. And, i didnt get repayed. -.-
"oh YAH! ITS GOOD FOR THE OTHERS... F***, the others get helped 2 times, and i only get help 1 time? Not Fair Man!. STupid Old Uncle Telling Me Stupid thing!"

Next week, The uncle came to me, "boy, Look, your becoming much more smarter, trust meee. Your Kindness and Helpfullness, has been spread around the Kingdom of Gays asking for some Personal Assistant Services.

=D, I smiled, i run.
The End.

Labels: Gay?. F*** ..

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9/09/2008 04:08:00 AM

Ok. Free Taxi Rides. Free Bus RIDES! COME COME COME!

OH, haha, let me explain. wait wait wait.

"syafiq, Your ring, You can go up to a taxi, have a ride for free, trust me"

Me : SERIOUS!?!?!?!?!?
Uncle : Yes. Dont believe me? try it for yourself.
Me : Wahh, then if like that, save money seh uncle.
Uncle : Of Course, You always dont need to pay if you get up the taxi, but you need to pay when you get down.
Me : ..............................HAHA.

Well.. Thats quite funny..In some sort of Pronounciation and The way you speak. So. yah =D

AND AND.

If your aiming for your Dream Phone, Dream Things, What you must do?
Yeah...
DREAM ON! =D

Labels: DREAM ON

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9/09/2008 04:03:00 AM

Oh My. Dreaming Of Money and cash are most wanted in my "money minded" mindset. But but, all of that...Sigh. gone.

ok, this is how the story goes.

IN MY DREAM...
Jeng Jeng Jeng.

I was in a land, maybe a myth land? oh wait..its a story. Dream Story, not life story.
Yah, I walked through an alley. So Dark, So humid, So sinister looking and soo..Smell of fragrance? Well, thats weird. nevermind, continue.

I kept on walking until i stepped on something. To my horror, it has ZIPZ! OH MY GOD!. "oh..sigh, just pieces of zips.."

Yeah, continue walking forward. What the F***???!?!?!?
A bag!

A BAG!

A BAAGG!!!.

Okay? so? whats up with a bag?

Millions of dollars in it. Wow, i was so happy, jumping for joy like a no life moron.

Good Boy turns mad.

Jump jump around, happy, throw the money around, kill the rats. And F***?

"Syafiq, Please Wake up for sahur. And yah. i needa Do my fasting. Sigh, who knows its true? well the alley is located arouunnndd..............

My Dream. lol.
the corner to the right, has my name.

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9/09/2008 03:49:00 AM

Didnt Sleep the whole morning till school. At first, i thought i can endure the panda "EYED" Sufferings. In the end, it results to dropping my image of being a good Student. I slept, i slept, i slept, in class. Every class. Cant concentrate, it distracts my precious brain so much that many valuable knowledge was not sucked into my Brain.

Damn

Mrs Lee, Art Lesson.

I was Hoping to spend the 3 periods of lesson fully and do my work.
But yah, the stupid damn fatigue stopped me from even Joking in class, interacting with my close friend Saharil Properly. I even look like a drug abuser.

"syafiq, one more time you sleep, you'r gonna get it okay?"
A f'up sentenced spoke by Mrs Lee, telling me not to sleep. BUT WHAT TO DO!?!?, half an hour more of her Mumbling? oh my... I cant stand it.

Miss Ibrahim, English Lesson

My Fatigue did went away, well, 1 out of 10?.. hmmph!
I did message few of my friends, yah, to entertain myself. Of course, I cant stand it any longer. I dont even understand the simplest of things, VERBS? PRONOUNS? Oh my god. Im really sleepy. Tired. and?, fed up of teachers voices teaching me when im tired... yah.

End Of SChool. 1.41 Pm 8 september 2008

YES! IT FINALLY RANGS!. Just as i was about to leave, "syafiq, Please sweep the floor, and saharil do the tables. Well, or the opposite?. Ya, And i was like. "WALAO! SHIT!, Okay, fine." And and. Most Importantly, this story is mainly on my Fatigue, soo, at that point of time, it reaches 88%. Yes, its obvious, i can feel it. LOL. =D

Labels: HAHA. WENT HOME. I SLEPT LIKE A PIG DAMNIT;

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9/09/2008 01:50:00 AM

Yeah, Feeling Tempted To Make A New Blog Again. Seeing Many People Used Blog, Make Blog, Blog Hopping, yeah, that made me feel like Damned Man!. I Use To share my blog with my bro, hanafi, but..nah, just like the seperation of Malaysia and Singapore, I would want to be more independant on blog =P.

Yeah, Yeah.

Whatever.

Enough. For the Sake Of Previewing My Stupid HTML EDITED BULLSHIT, I posted this Sweet Comments For Everyone Outhere to Read my terrible Post =)

And Yah, Hopefully Past years posts will be posted in this blog. Memories are Not supposed to be forgotten.

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